I have 2:
The first PM I ever sent was to Imogen of all people
"About LoL account cracker, what exactly are threads? Are they accounts selected to be attacked?
And I selected 97 threads, but when it got to 96 the number of started threads stopped going up :/
Is this normal?
Another early noob pm to GoldenHawl :
"Hello, I could give you an unranked lv 30 (unverified) for your judgement kayle account?"